if you ever played Zelda you will love this.
I bring you bacon lube!!!
“This is me circa ‘83 getting ready for the first day of first grade,” says Bull.
I have been savoring this one all day in a private locker, but I cannot hold it back any longer. The dork is strong in this one.
you sir are my hero…
Jims Adventures in DNS
[11:00] <Syrix>
so what happens
[11:00] <Syrix>
you go to twitter and it forwards you to microsoft?
[11:01] <Jim*help>
to microsoft search
[11:01] <Jim*help>
its awful
[11:01] <Syrix>
try doing a flushdns?
[11:01] <Syrix>
ipconfig /flushdns?
[11:02] <Jim*help>
i know this command
[11:05] <Syrix>
any luck?
[11:06] <Jim*help>
now it goes to facebook just wtf ever
sorry Jim, this was to easy of a prank to pass up ;)
p.s. Glad you got it fixed
Couldn’t have said it any better my self. 1337 speak and all the awesomeness that comes with it.
An IE8 exploit was found by a hacker after Microsoft sponsored a contest asking professional and amateur security experts to find a vulnerability in the company’s new browser in both the beta and final versions.
While Microsoft confirmed the existence of the exploit, which was reportedly found by a hacker who goes by Nils, but offered no details about the potential web security breach.
One security researcher told SCMagazineus.com that it was a “single-click-and-you’re-owned exploit,” which meant if users clicked on a malicious link in a spam email or visited a certain website, their computer would be compromised.
IE8 vulnerability found | MX Logic (via plasticdreams)
Great read on how little IE has progressed security wise.
Automatic reblog for the Shamwow guy’s mugshot.
Mug Shot of the Day: Vince Shlomi AKA Vince Offer AKA The ShamWow! Guy was arrested last month in South Beach for slap-chopping a prostitute.
From The Smoking Gun:
According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently traveled with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai Hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
A guy who sells cheap yellow rags through late-night infomercials turns out to be a sleazebag? Now I’ve seen everything.
Vince, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
NO, you are no longer my Rolemodel…you never kiss a hooker mayne, you should know better!
i know no one is following my tumblr these days but damn… this is news and it needs to get out.
The Freshest of 2008 ULTIMATE BONEDOWN EDITION Grande XL Rowdy Mix
DIGITAL EDITION DOWNLOAD
For Sampling Purposes ONLY of course.
I love you all, spread this around okay?
Scripts gone bad
- [7: 33] <Syrix>Peccatophobia- Fear of sinning or imaginary crimes.
- [7: 33] <Syrix>oh, i also have a cartman script
- [7: 33] <Syrix>Cartman - yeah whatever, you can suck my balls.
- [7: 33] <Syrix>opps
- [7: 34] <Syrix>hummm
- [7: 34] <Syrix>that was the script not me
- [7: 34] <Syrix>* beats shell script into submission *
- [7: 35] <mmccreary *mssoc>LOL
- _-Warning-_ Even something as simple as an unruly script can get you reported to HR
Performance is Relative
- [4: 01] <Syrix>whats up
- [4: 02] <Eric *mssoc>performance issues... hard core
- [4: 03] <Eric *mssoc>like shit we haven't seen since the 486
- [4: 05] <Syrix> does the 486 have a math coprocessor or is it even worse??

